THE HISTORY OF ART

Once upon a time cavemen were hairy. Once upon a time cavemen made clothes. Once upon a time cavemen made simple tools. Once upon a time cavemen made fire. Once upon a time  cavemen made baby cavemen. Once upon a time cavemen were outside of their cave when it rained. Once upon a time cavemen were inside when it rained. Once upon a time cavemen ate decaying meat and vomited. Once upon a time birds ate certain caterpillars and vomited. Once upon a time the clouds moved. Once upon a time the sky got dark. Once upon a time cavemen and birds and fish and mammals got wet in the ocean. Once upon a time they got hot and sweated and smelled. Once upon a time cavemen killed buffalo. Once upon a time the earth moved. Once upon a time there was no Canada. Once upon a time the leaves on the trees were red. Once upon a time there were Martians in Salt Lake City. Once upon a time you were running. Once upon a time I slept at night. Once upon a time we were vampires. Once upon a time the rocks were formed. Once upon a time the world disappeared. Once upon a time carrots were the cure to cancer. Once upon a time John Kerry became President of the United States. Once upon a time cavemen infiltrated Studio 54. Once upon a time cavemen died. Once upon a time we were all made of wood. Once upon a time there was no such thing as Daylight Savings Time. Once upon a time millions of people laughed simultaneously. Once upon a time it was cool to be Fundamentalist Christian. Once upon a time we were all children. Once upon a time people thought there was a God. Once upon a time a caveman made a cave painting and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another and so did another...